welcome one and all, to the kingdom of heaven,
welcome all ye sinners, rapists, thieves, and bankers,
welcome, adulterers, pedophiles, murderers, liers,
welcome one and all,
we welcome all races and creeds,
all faiths and those who've done misdeeds,
we welcome all orientations, because it makes us giggle,
we say dogs go to heaven, fish and hamsters as well,
but we must all remember the only rule,
the mentally unable are to blame for society's ills,
unfit to live, unfit in death, born to show the world,
if nothing else, i'm better then this.
